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It all started with some naughty books…

In 2015 Ron wrote the highly erotic book Best Sister Ever, just to see if he could. It bought him a new car. So the answer was: ‘Yes, he could.’ A sequel soon followed.

Fans loved it, but it turned out they loved the funny and sometimes dramatic stories even more than the sexy themes. Ron’s books are still aimed at mature, educated men, but sexyness is no longer the main selling point.

Even so, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fume with rage and fall in love with the characters he creates. Or your money back!

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