New: But Who Am I

New: book 9 in The Carstairs Series is out and it’s titled: ‘But Who Am I’. Follow Sir Martin King as he takes on the role of a beloved British sci-fi icon, even though he’d much rather stay at home and get some sleep. Because not even a time lord can outrun the ghosts of his past.

In this massive book you’ll have a royal lunch, play around with a massive organ, follow life on and off a film set and meet one of the most remarkable characters ever to appear alongside Martin and friends. Laughter and amazement are guaranteed, but it wouldn’t be a Carstairs novel without an expedition to a dark and dangerous place… To details page

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The Most Hated Man

The Most Hated Man is a stand-alone novel. Professor Doctor Pjotr van Voogt tot Burema is the smartest man he knows. And women hate him…


These nine books make up the Carstairs Series:

Best Sister Ever

Meet Martin King. His life just exploded, but his sister Kate comes to the rescue. An amazing, heartwarming and sexy comedy novel. First book in the series.

An Audience With Carstairs

The second book of the Carstairs Series sees Martin getting to grips with his new life and making some wonderful friends.

And The Winner Is

You demanded more! This rousing, hilarious and moving Hollywood adventure will keep you entertained for days. 3rd book in the series and the size of books 1 and 2 combined!

The Trials Of Carstairs

Martin returns to London and hopes to live the peaceful life of an office drone. But when Kelly is assaulted, his inner Carstairs roars… Book 4 in the series.

This Is Your Carstairs Speaking

Book 5 in the Carstairs series sees Martin visiting Rome and Qatar in a spectacular adventure that tests him to his limits. No amount of sarcasm can help him now!

Carstairs of Arabia

Part 6 in the series. Posing as Carstairs, Martin travels to Saudi Arabia to investigate a prince. Middle book of the Arabian Adventure arc.

The Protocols of Carstairs

The thrilling conclusion to the Arabian Adventure story arc. Book 7 in the series.

The Arabian Aftermath

Martin tries to pick up his life and career, but his secret mission haunts his dreams. Book 8 in the series.

But Who Am I

Martin takes on the role of a beloved sci-fi hero. But not even a time lord can outrun the ghosts of his past. Book 9 in the Carstairs Series.


The Most Hated Man is a stand-alone novel and not part of the Carstairs Series:

The Most Hated Man

The Most Hated Man is a stand-alone novel. Professor Doctor Pjotr van Voogt tot Burema is the smartest man he knows. And women hate him…

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