Coming soon: The Protocols of Carstairs

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Ready for release in May 2021: The Protocols of Carstairs, the end of the three book ‘Arabian Adventure’ story arc that started with This Is Your Carstairs Speaking.

In This Is Your Carstairs Speaking Martin and his family get involved in a terrorist attack on the London underground. Martin loses someone very dear to him and swears to get even by finding those responsible (and by racking up a considerable body count on ‘their’ side as a bonus). Since he has recently met a Saudi prince, Martin has a way into the dark kingdom that seems to be behind the attacks.

The middle book, Carstairs of Arabia, tells the story of Martin getting close to the Saudi royal family, and one member in particular. With less than the bare minimum of MI6 training Martin kills anyone who stands in his way, which results in a spectacular act of revenge. But just when he is about to leave the country there is an obstacle.

In The Protocols of Carstairs the story concludes with a grand finale set deep in the Saudi desert. There’s a LOT more, but I don’t want to spoil it for you.

Status: writing is finished. Being proofread. Cover design in progress. Expected in May of 2021. Sign up to the mailing list to be notified.

When this book is completed, the Full Dudderie 2017 collection will be updated.

7 thoughts on “Coming soon: The Protocols of Carstairs

  1. Your post went into my Spam box so found it a week later! That saved me all the anguish that some of your other readers suffered! Lets hope you put us out of our misery soon, none the less a great and amusing read Thank You

  2. frick you

    fuck all yall

    You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl

    give your balls a tug

    You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

    cotton headed ninny muffins

    is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

    go back to your home on Whore Island

    I fart in your general direction

    you warthog faced buffoon

    you smell like a baby prostitute

    I invite you to go have relations with yourself

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

    and I helped edit in the past. More than willing to help again.

  3. Because you are a close personal friend I hope you wont mind me calling you out for the despicable rotten bastard that you are… You had me going there for a few seconds. (of course its after noon here in the UK, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it. )
    I think I speak for all of us when I say I’m just glad this is finished at last, At least it seems he makes it out of the Airport alive.

    Let me know if you need any help proof reading it, I’ve spotted a few typos for you in the past…

  4. most happy to read it’s finished, if you need another proof reader, I’m available 🙂

    Hope you and your family are doing well in these crazy times

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